Speculative Haiku for Valentine's Day

Hello, friends! I hope you're having a wonderful Valentine's Day. I'd like to share some speculative haiku for the occasion. Enjoy! steel Pinocchio chrome heart, telescoping nose robot Valentine         * * * dragon lovers’ tails twined like a Valentine heart in air, flame kisses         * * * shield shaped like a heart, sword-and-sandal warrior wields pink battle-ax         * * * spaceship skywriting BE MY VALENTINE across the star-strewn black void         * * * Bride of Frankenstein gifts a box of chocolate hearts to Valentine Boo         * * * Valentine’s Day ball in Area 51: ET’s bright red gown         * * * zombie scarfs candy hearts that say XOXO and taste like fresh brains         * * * Valentine’s snowstorm: each snowflake a red lace heart in pink Martian sky —Drafts by Vince Gotera    [Do not copy or quote . . . thanks.]         Friends, won’t you comment, please? Love to know what you’re thinking. To comment, look for a red line below that starts Posted by, then click once on the word comments in that line. If you don’t find the word “comments” in that line, then look for a blue link below that says Post a comment and click it once. Thanks! Ingat, everyone.  ヅ